Sin alas…
Un hijo a su madre mientras comen…
- ¡Mamá! Papá quiere tirarse por balcón.
- Hijo, dile a tu padre que le he puesto los cuernos, no alas.
Adios mi dinero….. otro mito que caerá…
La serie ‘Cheers’ vuelve a la televisión con un nuevo sabor español y Antonio Resines…
* Se trata de la primera adaptación que se realiza en el mundo de la popular serie estadounidense de los años ochenta protagonizada por Ted Danson.
* Junto a Resines, participan Alberto de San Juan, Rebecca Santaolalla, Lola Mendoza, Chiqui Fernández y Joan Pera.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Spanish Movie: torrente 4
Sin desperdicio..
Bastante buena, para reir sin parar con una estupidez tras otra.
Skynet
Si hubiese sido lista la skynet esa en vez de un solo Terminator hubiese enviado tres pares de docenas en cada viaje.
O mejor aún: una buena burbuja inmobiliaria planetaria y una docena de terminators para proteger los recortes del FMI.
(visto en internet)
Tres hombres que llegan al infierno..
Llegan tres hombres al infierno: un americano, un hindú y un español.
El diablo les dice:
-Les daré una oportunidad de ir al cielo. Aquel que aguante tres latigazos míos se podrá ir. Antes de los latigazos podrán ponerse lo que quieran en la espalda.
!A ver si los aguantan!
Los hombres aceptan.
Primero el americano: Coge una enorme piedra y el diablo, al primer latigazo, la rompe.
El americano grita desesperado:
- !Vale! !Vale! !Me quedo!
Después le toca al hindú, que se arrodilla sin ponerse nada.
Dice el diablo asombrado:
- ¡Este sí que tiene dos c… narices! ?No te vas a poner nada en la espalda?
- !Sólo necesito meditación!
- Bueno, como quieras.
Da el primer latigazo y el hindú sólo gime un poco, el segundo latigazo y el hindú tranquilo, luego el tercer latigazo y el hindú fresco como una lechuga.
Entonces dice el diablo:
- Bueno, lo prometido es deuda, te puedes ir al cielo.
- Sí… dice el hindú… pero antes quiero ver al español, que siempre termina ganando en los chistes.
- Quiero ver con que mariconada sale…
El español se arrodilla y tampoco se pone nada, a lo que dice el diablo:
- ¿Tú tampoco te pones nada en la espalda?
- ¿Puedo ponerme lo que yo quiera?
- !Lo que quieras!
- A ver, hindú, ven aquí y ponte a mi espalda!
Phrasal Verbs A – B
| Phrasal Verb | Definition | Example |
| act up | behave or function improperly | I think I need to take my car to the mechanic because it’s acting up again. |
| add * up + | calculate a sum | I added up the receipts and it totaled $135.46. |
| add up to + | equal an amount | The total expenses added up to $325.00. |
| add up | make sense | Her story doesn’t add up. I think she is lying. |
| ask * out + | invite on a date | I can’t believe that Joe finally asked me out on a date! |
| ask * over + | invite to one’s home | Why don’t we ask the Johnsons over for dinner? |
| back down | stop defending your opinion in a debate | Jane never backs down. She always wins arguments. |
| back out | not keep (a promise, agreement,deal) | Sam backed out at the last second. |
| back out of + | not keep (a promise, agreement, deal) | Sam backed out of the agreement at the last second. |
| back * up + | give support | You need examples to back up your opinion. |
| back up | move backwards, reverse | Could you back up a little so I can open this drawer. |
| bawl * out | criticize, reprimand (inf.) | She bawled him out for arriving late. |
| bear down on + | bite | The soldier had to bear down on the leather strap while the doctor removed a bullet from the soldier’s arm. |
| bear down on + | take strong measures against | The U.S.A. is bearing down on drug traffickers. |
| bear on + | have to do with | This information may bear on this case. |
| bear up | withstand | I didn’t think he would bear up so well in that situation. |
| bear up under + | withstand | How did he bear up under such extreme pressure. |
| bear with + | be patient | Please bear with me while I fill out the paperwork. |
| blow in | visit unexpectedly (inf.) | My cousin blew in unexpectedly with his entire family. |
| blow over | pass without creating a problem | All this negative publicity will blow over in a couple of weeks. |
| blow * up + | make explode;destroy using explosives | The terrorists blew the bridge up. |
| blow up | explode | The bomb blew up before they could defuse it. |
| blow up | suddenly become very angry | When Joan heard the news, she blew up and rushed out of the room. |
| break * down + | analyze in detail | We need to break this problem down in order to solve. |
| break down | stop working properly | The truck broke down in the desert. |
| break down | become mentally ill | She broke down after her husband died. |
| break * in + | wear or use something new until it is comfortable | I need to break these shoes in before I go hiking. |
| break in | interrupt | While we were discussing the situation, Terri broke in to give her opinion. |
| break in | enter a place unlawfully | The burglar broke in between midnight and 3 AM. |
| break in on + | interrupt (a conversation) | Jane broke in on the conversation and told us to get back to work. |
| break into + | enter a house unlawfully | The burglar broke into the house between midnight and 3 AM. |
| break into + | interrupt (a conversation) | Jane broke into the conversation and told us what she knew. |
| break * off + | end something | Sally broke her engagement to John off. |
| break out | appear violently | Violent protests broke out in response to the military coup. |
| break out + | use something extravagant for celebration | He broke out the champagne to celebrate his promotion. |
| break out of + | escape | The murderer broke out of the prison. |
| break * up + | break into pieces | I broke the cracker up into pieces and put it in the soup. |
| break * up + | disperse (a crowd), stop (a fight) | The police broke the demonstration up before it got out of control. |
| break up | end a relationship | Sam and Diane broke up again. What a rocky relationship. |
| bring * about + | cause to happen | Democracy brought about great change in the lives of the people. |
| bring * along + | bring with | When we go to the forest, bring your wildlife guide along. |
| bring * around | change someone’s mind, convince someone | She doesn’t want to go, but we’ll eventually bring her around. |
| bring * away | learn or gain (from an experience) | My trip across the Sahara was difficult, but I brought a new appreciation for life away from the experience. |
| bring * off + | succeed at something difficult or unexpected | You robbed the bank! I can’t believe you brought that off. |
| bring * on + | cause something | I can’t believe she got so angry. What brought that on? |
| bring * out + | highlight, stress | Your new shirt brings out the color of your eyes. |
| bring * over + | bring to someone’s house | When you visit me, why don’t you bring over your son. |
| bring * to | revive consciousness | We used smelling salts to bring her to after she fainted. |
| bring * up + | mention | I didn’t want to bring up the fact that she was unemployed. |
| bring * up + | raise ( a child) | Sam was brought up in South Carolina. |
| brush * off + | ignore something or someone (inf.) | Mary brushed her ex-boyfriend off at the party. |
| burn * down + | destroy by setting fire to | The children burned the house down while playing with matches. |
| burn down | burn until completely gone (building) | Two buildings burnt down in the fire. |
| burn up | be hot | I am burning up in here – open the window. |
| burn up | consume by fire | The papers were burned up in the fire. |
| burn * up + | destroy by fire | He burnt up the files. |
| buy * out + | buy the shares of a company or the shares the other person owns of a business | Pacific Inc. was bought out by a company from Oregon. |
| buy * up + | purchase the entire supply of something | We bought up all the beer in the store. |